2007-04-08 1:35 a.m.
It's Raining Men
It's Raining Men
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and meanGod bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
You may have seen 300 already. If you have, then you will surely agree with the sentiment I am relaying here. If not, then I insist that if you are a straight woman or gay man you must see this. Even my lesbian and straight male friends enjoyed the movie, but not nearly so well as my straight female and gay male friends did.
It's great, I tell you.
Somebody find me a Spartan. Preferably Leonidas (Gerard Butler) or Stelios (Michael Fassbender), but Astinos (Tom Wisdom) is lovely too.
--the short version
--the long version
And we have a couple of amusing others, which actually have nothing to do with the "Hallelujah" sentiment I wish to express:
--"I Will Survive"
Unfortunately, as anyone who knows anything about the Battle of Thermopylae knows, only one of the 300 Spartans lived, and that's because the king sent him away from the battlefield.
--YMCA
Because SOMEBODY had to, even if the only gay subtext to the entire film is the fact that these men's armor consists of leg guards, a codpiece, and a cape. Gods bless the costume designers, I say!
--Heigh Ho
Just because animalistic grunts are a apparently now a profession and a way of keeping oneself amused on the way to war and almost-certain death.
Enjoy!
